Friday, March 16, 2007

another benchmark moment

I've mentioned before, yes, that I enjoy the subtle pleasures that only MySpace can produce?

Here is another beauty:

Subject: hi


i like the strappy shoes pic, you have very pretty feet !

any chance of similar pics wth maybe a bit more leg ?



Seriously? I get a foot fetishist AND a random, ridiculous message from a stranger all in one! Does it even get any better than that? I mean, the husband cheating on his wife who sent me a message to ask if I was his mistress, who then later followed up with me, post-divorce I assume, to see if I wanted to be friends with him, well, that is pretty hard to beat. But this comes close.

Thursday, March 15, 2007

post in which the poet asks...

for a glass of wine, a massage, and a nap. In that order.